Video 18 Sep 88,319 notes

I laughed so hard I think I broke something

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Video 18 Sep 250,110 notes

oh I can totally agree with this one…dogs are the best people

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Text 25 Aug 44 notes

ittekiimasu:

"A lot of muscular young men doing sport… is that sport!?"
Clara is thinking about gay porn pass it on

I would like to point out that they could well be women as Strax is unable to tell the difference…as pointed out earlier in the scene.

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Photo 17 Aug 129 notes Can I has both?

Can I has both?

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Photo 17 Aug 174 notes Note to self, get a cafe racer girlfriend

Note to self, get a cafe racer girlfriend

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Video 17 Aug 120,741 notes

demonic-lionfish:

daniellemertina:

brook:

the onion is being way too real rn

This is barely satire.

That second commentary tho

Comedy doesn’t get much darker than this

Video 11 Aug 295,309 notes

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

The human race is doomed

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Photo 4 Aug 46,453 notes kellyangel:

I will take twenty. 

kellyangel:

I will take twenty. 

Video 21 Jul 26,325 notes

planesdamesandautomatons:

mamalaz:

Steampunk Avengers

In which Tony is a former weapons manufacturer with his faithful automaton Jarvis, the hellicarrier is a mechanical balloon and the Avengers are a group drawn together by a new villain.

Nice steampunk Avengers idea, but what I REALLY want to know is what movies these images are culled from.

Anybody have info?

Too much win

Video 10 Jul 61,571 notes

Corgis…how can you not love them

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